February 2012
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I’m re-reading A Separate Peace.
I’m also realizing that I relate to Gene far, far too well. And it’s kind of scaring me.
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I have realized that, since starting the class, every male character I have ever written in Creative Writing has been named either Kevin or Arnold.
I swear to God this is not intentional.
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Help my characters are stuck in the snow and I don’t know how to get them out.
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I’m looking to pad my iTunes; if anyone has any song/album suggestions, please give them to me!
There are so many movies I want to watch and so many books I want to read and so many things I want to do and I don’t have time in my life to do it all.
“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via valjeans)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
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I am renaming the period of time from February 1st-“Late March” HELL.
This has been a stressy college applicant post.
I still remember my first post about BoM was right after I saw Turn it Off and I was literally incoherent and I posted something along the lines of, “I’m watching book of moron and its DO good ogm!”
I deleted that post later because it was embarrassing.
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barricade-boy ha contestado a tu publicación: barricade-boy ha contestado a…
kawaii! I love you more than I love winning debate rounds
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I’m ur fave
Lena I love you like I love Fiber One fudge bars.
And that’s a lot okay.
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magnetic-rose ha contestado a tu publicación: Most of y’all are still like celebrities to me. …
“#this is directed at bom fandom” boo you whore I thought you meant me.
Lmao Ploms, of course I love you too.
And your greatness inspires fear into my very heart, indeed. :P
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barricade-boy ha contestado a tu publicación: Most of y’all are still like celebrities to me. …
except me we’re just fab together
Yes definitely you… are… the only exception. *Sings*
Not that I don’t get all happy when you like my posts.
cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
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Most of y’all are still like celebrities to me.
I mean I still get all happy when practically any of you like my posts. It’s kind of pathetic.
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oh my god that sounds like my life goal I am going to college tour in oregon and meet your family
Yes yes you do that
Anonymous asked: I Am Africa
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barricade-boy ha contestado a tu publicación: hello, two by two, all american prophet!
…oh my gosh hi I love you I would love to be your mission companion except I am fundamentally opposed to proselytizing but other than that
Lol so’s my dad (and me), we would make the most interesting team if all three of us were put together.
barricade-boy asked: hello, two by two, all american prophet!
univalenteliana asked: Hasa Diga Eebowai, Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
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Put a Book of Mormon song in my ask and I'll tell...
univalenteliana:
Hello!-The last person I talked to and what I said
Two by Two-The person I’d want to be my mission companion
You and Me (But Mostly Me)-Something incredible I want to do
Hasa Diga Eebowai-Something I don’t like about my life
Turn it Off-A random memory from my life
I Am Here For You-About my best friend
All-American Prophet-Someone I look up to
Sal Tlay Ka Siti-A place I...
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So I’ve always identified as 100% heterosexual (basically Kinsey 0) all my life, and I still think that’s true, but I’m also sort of wondering if I just might be asexual, too.
I’ve been sort of thinking about the possibility for a while, mostly because I think it’s a bit strange that I’m 18 and I’ve never been really sexually attracted to anyone, ever,...
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We were testing sphygmomanometers on each other in Human Phys today (those blood pressure cuffs), you know, those things whose whole purpose is to cut off blood flow to your arm…
My partner left mine on, tight, for a long time.
My hand turned purple.
Not even just a tinge, though. Actual purple.
Watchmamaluka:
Andrew Rannells and Josh Gad (2/23/12)
The stars of “The Book of Mormon” stop by to take part in Broadway Week!
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turntechgoddamnit:
rum—ham:
FUCK YOU EMILY...
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Sometimes I wonder if there's actually a rule that...
My History Teacher: And then Wilson raised Taxes. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING A WAR.
My History Teacher: *Stares class down for 30 seconds*
My History Teacher: Anyway, back to the trenches.
A billion posts have been made about it on the internet and yet people still don’t realize that hundreds of FB statuses like, “Don’t you dare pretend you’re doing me any favors.” Do nothing but annoy and make your friends paranoid.
And here’s post number 1,000,000,001
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Random post of the day.
I thought I was crazy and the only person who saw some weird relationship between Water for Elephants and Sophie’s Choice.
Turns out most of the internet has seen it too.
Interesting.
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I am happy that I now know how to use a sphygmomanometer purely because of its name.
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lol it’s fine! I can’t waiiiiiit to get sims 3 cuz I heard it was amazing and awesome and I’m such a noob for not getting it yet XD
There are definitely some things in Sims 3 that are better than TS2, though TS2 will forever be my favorite.
I just realized that I’ve...
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twig-stigems-orbetteryet-tiani ha contestado a tu publicación: The problem with playing Sims is that it throws…
I love sims! Do you have 3 or 2?
Longest time to reply to a reply ever, sorry about that…
I have both! My first obsession was Sims 2, and that’s what I usually play, but in this case I was actually spending time on TS3 (which I will be doing again in a few...
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The problem with playing Sims is that it throws any chance of me being productive in any way, shape, or form that day out of the window.
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Does anyone else when studying human anatomy (especially the heart) think, “Oh my gosh there’s this huge organ that’s just moving around inside of me without my consent and I can’t even feel it most of the time that’s actually pretty weird and kind of creepy.” Or is it just me?
I’ll answer that, it’s just me.
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Watchhannahhorvath:
pochimicky:
Struck by Lightning Trailer
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Wait wait wait so BoM’s coming to Portland the exact same time I’m going to be home in Portland for Winter Break this year?
Am I reading this correctly?
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aibous:
i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way
how am i even going to live the rest of my life
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“LET’S READ SOME FUCKING HAMLET!”
– My English teacher, twice.